Thursday, March 31, 2011

Trail Tales Thursday, Dingle #3

Dingle Way, Day 3
4 July 2010

Fourth of July, which meant nothing since we were camped out in a kind stranger's back yard in Ireland, began in a cloud and settled on spitting mist heavy enough to rattle the fly on my tent.  I would have liked to lie in and let the moist Irish morning burn off, but that wasn't really an option.  We were in the rose garden, the cows were leaving the barn and clomping down the road and we didn't want to overstay our welcome.  Also:  one shouldn't pee in a stranger's backyard.  So we got up, packed our tents up wet and huddled next to the shipping container that served as the backyard shed to half-heartedly make breakfast.

Maybe we were trying to look miserable.  I didn't have to try too hard.  The rain was starting up harder, it was blowing in my face, and I'd made a critical mistake with my fuel pump.  See, I wanted to strap the fuel bottle to the outside of my pack.  That makes sense because it reduced the risk of spilling gasoline inside my pack--on my clothes or my food or my dishes.  I unscrewed the plastic fuel pump and figured that because it was fragile it needed to be protected, so I naively tucked it into my bowl--There! That'll keep it from getting smashed.  And it did.  My fuel pump was not smashed, but it leaked into my bowl.  Petroleum distillates besides being disgusting are dangerous.  Wind and rain in my face, every layer of clothes I owned, huddled up next to a rusty corrugated box, staring longingly into my fuel-flavored instant coffee I must have looked a sight and tugged the heart strings of the nice Irish lady doing her dishes at the kitchen sink.

The woman came out and told us that we were welcome to come inside and have breakfast and use her bathroom.  I waved my hunk of soda bread at her and tried to convince her that we were really okay.  She wasn't having it and told us to get inside.  Twice was enough.  We threw our packs in the shed and shed our outer layers at the door and padded into her kitchen.

We tried to have a conversation about Obama (they like him) and rashers (she was sorry there weren't any, she forgot to take them out of the freezer last night!) and the Dingle Way while the woman gave us tea and toast and honey and cookies (for breakfast!).  She spoke Irish at our request and tried to explain how to pronounce the various dotted letters.  I think her name was some variation of Katherine, but I had a very hard time understanding her accent.  I did understand that she often offers her backyard to Dingle Way hikers, but we were the first she'd had that year.  The economy, she figured.

 Her kitchen reminded me of every farm house I've ever been in back home--warm and distinctly utilitarian despite the floral pattern of the dishes or the faded wooden plaque above the sink with Irish proverbs in pastel.  We were at the table, the social hub next to the back door where folks come in and out, stamping their feet, removing their hats and looking towards the stove to see what's on after being out working hard on the tractor/bringing cows up/taking hay down.

After we'd had a few pieces of toast and I'd slurped down two cups of tea that didn't contain gasoline we headed out into the rain and down the trail.

The trail lead through a narrow gap between two hedgerows for about a half a mile.  I was glad to have my gaiters.  From there, we headed up a hill on a short road walk before turning north and traveling around the shoulder of Mount Eagle.  This was the best walk of the whole trip.  We walked through pastures along some wickedly steep inclines.  Great Blasket Island and Dunmore Head grew in front of us and there were archeological ruins all around--the clochans, beehive huts and old stone walls were still being used in some places.

The rain had burnt off and the hills were greener than anything I'd ever seen against the turquoise ocean.


After a few miles skirting Mount Eagle we came down steeply onto a road at Slea Head and stopped at a cafe there for coffee.  After we finished our coffee the Dingle Way took us along a gravel road for maybe another mile before we crossed a stream and headed back uphill towards the Great Blasket Centre outside of Dunquin.

It was warming up but we were still a big wet from the morning.  We dropped our packs beside a stone wall and headed into the Museum.  I think the admission was around 4 Euros, which is also what we were paying for a pint of Guinness, so it seemed reasonable.  Great Blasket Island (An Blascaod Mór in Irish) was inhabited by a small community of fishers and farmers and an inordinate amount of artists and writers until it was forcibly evacuated by the government in 1953 following a period of hardship.  Now it's a ghost town of ruined cottages that can be accessed by ferry and explored on foot in the summer.  Fred and I skipped the ferry ride over, but I wish we had gone.

We decided to do a big day to the base of Mt. Brandon on the following day so  Dunquin was the end of the line for us on 4th of July.  We were too early to check into youth hostel so we walked down into the small village of Dunquin to see if we could get a Guinness.  The pub, with a plaque of James Joyce by the door, was closed so we hobbled a bit further up the road to kill some time first in the cemetery and then, tiring of that, with our feet in a small cold stream in someone's back yard.

The youth hostel was fine, it had books and games and a telephone that I managed to call home from but lacked internet.  In the kitchen, we met a group of tough looking guys from Belgium.   They weren't terribly friendly and we didn't chat or linger in the kitchen too long.  I made my dinner and set my pot next to the sink while I went out into the dining room to eat.  Within 2 minutes the lady of the house tracked me down to tell me to Get in there and cleanup after yourself!  I humphed and did her bidding.  I didn't so much appreciate the bossing but Fred and I DID get a whole 10-bed room to ourselves which almost made up for that.   We stayed up late looking at old pictures on the iPad.  It was still light out at 11 when I went to sleep.

What's The Matter with Jane?

In 1920 an editorial “The Matter with Jane” appeared in the New York Times. Jane had problems—oh boy did she ever—Jane was a teenager. We now call this Adolescence and recognize it as a distinct developmental stage—though, at the time was still a relatively new idea, being coined only 16 years earlier.  Thanks to child labor laws and public schooling, kids were finally able to enjoy a longer period of dependence between childhood and adulthood.  Surliness was also invented around this time.

Like all things we do not understand, it was a problem. Adolescence is, of course, impossible to understand by anyone who has survived it thanks to our human nature to repress traumatic memories.


The concerns that parents had for their girls in 1920 are the same as today, with a quaint Victorian twist. Instead of monitoring the dangers of the internet, Jane’s father is worried that his daughter is spending too much time at the movies or reading romance novels. Jane’s mother wrings her hands that her daughter is becoming “self-conscious and vain”. Problems by definition have solutions.

The solution to the problem of Solitary Jane the Adolescent—in whom the biblical battle of good vs. evil rages—is Girl Scouts.  There, Jane would learn outdoor skills through hiking, camping, swimming and woodcraft.  The Girl Scouts would teach her that “her young body is to be used instead of decorated” or “The kindergarten in the great school of citizenship through service”.

The writer lamented that 4,000 girls a month were being turned away from membership because of lack of volunteers; being turned away from the one organization that could save them from their ‘problem’.
In 2010 there was still a problem with Jane—though this time it is high school drop out rates, teen pregnancy.  The modern solution is Girl Scouts, still, but this time around Girl Scouts is rebranding itself as the trendy “Gamma Sigma” to get away from the ‘old-fashioned’ program of hiking, camping and crafts.  “Traditional badges are out.  Gamma Sigma will have speakers, workshops and experiences intended to bolster girls’ self-esteem and decision-making”.

Juliette Gordon Low first brought girls outdoors to help them learn to trust themselves as independent, powerful, resourceful citizens. Girl Scouts has never been intended as only a training ground for park rangers or river guides. Taking girls into the outdoors was also never meant to simply remove the girls from the problem (modern society). Outdoor education removes the problem (self-consciousness, vanity, lack of courage) from the girl. The lessons learned through pioneering and camping were meant to inspire in the girls a sense of comeradere and teamwork—a Can Do attitude. Camping teaches girls that they are powerful and influential human beings, despite being adolescent.

The solution to the problem with Jane is still outdoor education.  The solution is still to give Jane the tools to control her own destiny, even if it is only for one weekend in the woods, so that she will have the confidence to face any challenge in her life with determination.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Wow...

There's an article about Andrew Skurka  in the March issue of the National Geographic Adventure magazine.

Here's a guy who actually walks the walk.  He traveled around the state of Alaska in 176 days.  He says it makes him feel alive.  And that makes sense.  When your only occupation is attending to your basic needs, and moving from point A to point B, it makes sense to be in tune with your existence.  Sometimes the existence is called into question and I think that's when you REALLY get to the core of what it means to exist.

 
We are, for large part, a nation of bystanders when it comes to venturing into nature's realm. Oh, there are day trips, weekend campouts, and occasionally multi-day trips for some of us. But to step entirely out of our comfort zone to head out into the wild for days on end, well, that's why there are the Andrew Skurkas of the world whom we can live vicariously through. 

Today I spent some time sweating at the Sony Ericsson Open.  I work right down the street and the opportunity to play hooky presented itself.  I took it.  Not quite the same as circumnavigating the state of Alaska solo, but it felt pretty hard.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Sam Gardner and the All-in Trek

I ran across this guy over at whiteblaze  He is getting a bit of attention over there.

He set up this website.  He made some big claims.  In one year, starting 1 January 2011, he was going to hike the North Country Trail--4600 miles from New York to North Dakota--then, hop on a plane and start the Pacific Crest Trail --2650 miles from Mexico to Canada along the west coast-- headed north, no doubt to thaw his bones out after a few months snow shoeing.  Again, a plane hop over to the northern terminus of the Continental Divide Trail --3100 miles from Canada to Mexico through Montana (skirting Idaho), Wyoming, Colorado and New Mexico.  I assume by here he'd be hitting his stride.  Three trails down and only the shortest trail on his list--the Appalachian Trail-- still to go.  I guess it was to be his victory lap.  By my calculations that would put him at around November to come off the CDT and Again! hop on a plane and hit the northern terminus of the AT.  I'm not sure how he planned to do this one--Baxter State Park closes to overnight camping on October 15th.

I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, but 12,525 miles in 360 days (- travel between trail heads) = 34.8 miles per day.  That seems a bit unrealistic to me.

Sam had to come off the trail in early March due to a hip injury.  He's planning to start again next January 1.   Best of luck to him.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Fontana Dam

According to my virtual-dream-hike schedule I have here, today would be a zero-day at Fontana Dam.  My fantasy-hike was slow going through the Georgia mountains.

I'm thinking about weather tonight---the skies over Miami are solid red on the radar screen.  There's warnings for nickel sized hail and tornados.  And so the cats have decided to grace us with their presence tonight.  Lizard hunting is no good in a downpour, I guess.  They're inside fighting and the dogs are hiding under the bed, from the thunder or the cats. 

Up at Fontana Dam the forecast for the week is rain and temperatures between 55 and 35. There's a frost advisory tonight. Burr. 

Fontana Dam was built in the early 1940's by the Tennessee Valley Authority and is (somewhat morbidly, I think) named for the town it inundated.  It's 480 feet high and about a half a mile long.  It's the tallest dam in the eastern US.

From a hiker's perspective, though, the dam represents 166 odd miles in the bag and the gateway to the Great Smoky Mountains National Park.  I hear there's a pretty sweet shelter on the other side of the dam (as you go north).  So nice, in fact, that it's nicknamed "The Fontana Hilton".

I guess it wouldn't be so bad to sit through a rainy zero day at a place that nice.  Taking zero days in the woods is economical--no where to spend money.  I hear resupply is expensive in Fontana Village--which is the remnant/descendant of the town they built to house the folks working on the dam int he 40s--but there is a post office there.  I'm thinking it might be wise to send a box ahead to pick up there.  One could call a shuttle from the visitor center at the dam, or hobble down to the post office under their own steam (it's 1.8 miles from the dam).

Well, here's to imagining foul weather camping while enduring lung-draining-tropical-humidity and nickel sized hail...

Friday, March 25, 2011

Notes on Camp

There is an episode of This American Life about Camp, and how special it is to be one of 100 screaming kids in the woods, and how strong the group dynamic is that persists year after year, even when we're away. Camps, after all, survive on repeat customers.


Here's the link to that show, you should listen to it.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Trail Tales Thursday, Dingle #2

Dingle Way, Day 2
3 July 2010

Fred and I woke up on our second day on the Dingle Way to light rain and a thick blanket of mist over the surrounding hills.

*So this is how it starts*  I thought as I packed up my tent, which was damp but thankfully not soaked.  I knew that the Dingle Way has a soggy reputation and I also knew that the forecast called for rain.

Fred and I ate a quick breakfast and then headed off past the gas station, down hill and over a small river before heading back Up into farmland.  The stretch of trail from Lispole to Dingle was mainly on narrow country lanes, with hedges built up so high that if for some reason we needed to get out of the way of any cars or machinery hurtling past us, we would be unable to.  So we prayed for deliverance from fast-moving vehicles.  Luckily we were not squashed but did get to witness some creative cow-hearding.

After the cow-hearding-traffic jam we followed the trail Up and over our first turnstiles through some fields.  Here, we were safe from traffic but eyed the cows nervously and kept our distance.  The trail wound on through the fields until there wasn't any more Up.  We crossed a ravine and then started working on some Dingle Way Down through sheep fields and over big rocks.  We spotted some day hikers and puffed up our chests with a little bit of un-deserved superiority.  We watched herds sheep on the far hills; farmers on four-wheelers and their dogs (though we couldn't see the dogs, we could see their work).  The herds were fuzzy amoebas moving slowly across the hills, sending out pseudopods hither and thither and then being driven back.

For about 2 miles we could spot the town of Dingle, but like the bedroom door in Poltergeist, the more we walked it seemed the further it got away.  It was cold and windy and I was hungry.  Fred stopped on the side of the road to tend to his swollen blistery feet.  I watched a farmer herd sheep in the pasture across the road, but my stomach was growling and would not be ignored.  Plus, it was windy and I was cold.  I may or may not have threatened to leave Fred behind and started stomping loudly downhill toward Dingle.  Empathy is not one of my strongest character traits sometimes I am embarrassed to admit.

When we made it to Dingle Fred was still speaking to me.  We walked through town, which looks exactly like every other tourist town on the face of the earth, only this one is on a steep hill.  We walked down a street, didn't find anything to eat that fit our appetite or budget and then began walking back up hill.  My feet and Fred's feet were not pleased with the arrangement and our appetites conceded to eat at wherever we landed next.

We ended up in a generic Irish pub.  We slunk in around the doorjamb and slid into the first table we found.  We shoved our packs over along the bench and hoped that our stench wouldn't be considered a deal breaker.  It was only day two but we'd managed to work up quite an aroma between the mist, the farmland and my synthetic clothing which started the trail with a reasonable amount of funk.  Lamb stew and half pints of Guinness fixed all that ailed us (except Fred's blisters, nothing could fix that).

We paid homage to Fungie the dolphin and followed the road out of town.  When we got to Ventry two miles later, Fred was done for the day but it was only about 3--too early to stop.  Because we were counting on the hospitality of strangers to find camping sites, it made sense to spend as little time as possible actually camping.  We bought a loaf of soda bread and cheese at the post office there at the cross-road and hopped a low stone fence into an empty field.  Leaning against the fence with our backs to the road, I checked the map.  With a handful of bread in my mouth I managed to convince Fred that it would be an easy mile down the beach to the next town.  He agreed, only barely and we saddled up and headed out, slowly.

Ventry Bay was flat and easy in the late afternoon.  We had to wade through about 100 yards of somewhat squishy flotsam (kelp and some unidentifiable flora and fauna in mat form) to get down to the hard sand.  There were lots of folks out on the beach with their incredibly well behaved dogs and it was getting chilly.


The trail left the beach and took us through the dunes and over several streams.  We were both extremely tired and almost called it quits in a flat spot next to a creek, but we were nervous about breaking some land use laws so we pressed on.  The trail lead up to a road.  Fred was so determined to drop his billion pound pack for the night that, uncharacteristically of him, he asked the first person we passed if they knew anywhere we could camp.

The woman explained that we could use her backyard and that we should just walk on up the road and set up camp.  Her husband may ask us what we were doing but we were to tell him that she had given us permission.  Her accent was so thick, now that we were West of Dingle, we could only understand about every third word.

We found nice flat ground for camping, crawled into our tents and called it a night.